英语幽默小品

英语幽默小品Title:LostinTranslationCharacters:-Jack:AnAmericantourist-Mr.Chen:AChineselocal-Sarah:Jacksgirlfriend-Lucy:AChinesetranslatorScene:AbusystreetinaChinesecityAsthesceneopensJackandSaraharestandingonacrowdedstreetlookinglost.Mr.Chenapproachesthem.Mr.Chen:Nihao!CanIhelpyouJack:Hithere!Yeahweseemtobeabitlost.WeretryingtofindthefamousTiananmenSquare.Mr.Chen:AhIsee.TiananmenSquareisnotfarfromhere.ButImustwarnyouthedirectionscanbeabittricky.Sarah:ThatsokaywehavethemapandGPSwellfigureitout!Mr.Chen:Excellentexcellent.ButjustincaseletmeintroduceyoutoLucy.Sheisatranslatorwhocanhelpyounavigatethelanguagebarriers.LucycomesforwardLucy:HithereIcanhelpyouwithanylanguagedifficultiesyoumightencounteralongtheway.Jack:GreatnicetomeetyouLucy!SohowdowegettoTiananmenSquareLucy:Wellfirstyouneedtogodownthisstreetthentakealeftatthesecondintersectionandcontinuestraightforaboutfiveblocks.Youwillseethesquareonyourright.Jack:Gotit!Soundseasyenough.Sarah:Yeahweshouldbeabletofinditwithoutanyproblem.JackandSarahstartwalkingfollowingLucysdirections.Afterafewminutestheyfindthemselvesinapark.Jack:Uh-ohIthinkwemighthavetakenawrongturn.Idontseethesquareanywhere.Lucy:LetmecheckwithMr.Chen.LucycallsMr.ChenMr.Chen:overthephoneLucywhathappenedLucy:Mr.ChenIthinktheremighthavebeenamiscommunication.WhenIsaidsquareJackandSarahunderstooditasashapenotalocation.Mr.Chen:Ohno!Thatexplainsit.TiananmenSquareisnotaliteralsquare;itsahistoricallandmarkinBeijing!Lucy:Exactly.Illmakesuretheyunderstand.LucyexplainsthemisunderstandingtoJackandSarahJack:laughingOhmythatshilarious!Wewerelookingforanactualsquarethiswholetime!Sarah:laughingtooIcantbelievewemissedthemostfamouslandmarkinthecity!Allofthemstartlaughingtogetherrealizinghowtheirdifferentinterpretationsofthewordsquareledtoconfusion.Lucy:WellnowthatweknowtherightmeaningletsheadtowardstherealTiananmenSquare!Theyallstartwalkingagainlaughingandchattingalongtheway.ThesceneendswithJackSarahMr.ChenandLucywalkingtogethertowardstherealTiananmenSquarebondingovertheirfunnymiscommunication.Note:Thisscriptisintendedforentertainmentpurposesonlyandmaynotreflectactualsituationsortranslationsaccurately.第PAGE页共NUMPAGES页。