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1.What roomhas nowalls,no doors,no windows,and nofloors（蘑菇）A mushroom.
2.What issmaller thanan insectsmouthAnything it eats.
3.What largeinstrument doyou carryin yourears（鼓膜）Drums,that iseardrums.
4.Whafs toomuch forone,just rightfor two,but nothingat allfor threeAsecret.
5.What persontried to make yousmile mostof thetimeA photographer.
6.What animalhas a head like a cat,eyes likea cat,a taillikeacat,but isn*t acat（小猫）A kitten.
7.What surprisingthings happenevery24hoursDay breaks,but doesn*t fall;night falls,but doesntbreak.
8.What canhear youwithout ears and can answer youwithout a mouth（回声）An echo.
9.What doyou knowabout thekings ofFranceThey areall dead.
10.What questioncan younever answeryes”to”Are youasleep
11.Why dosome oldpeople neveruse glassesTheymust preferbottles toglasses.
12.Why isthe personwearing two coats whilepainting thehouseBecause theinstructions on the paintcan sayTut ontwocoatsfor bestresults/
113.What twowords havethousands ofletters in themPost office.
14.What doworkers doin aclock factoryTheymake facesall day.
15.What5-letter wordhas6left when you take2letters awaySixty.
16.When doyou goas fastas aracing carWhenyou arein it.
17.How manysides doesa househaveTwo-inside andoutside.
18.What neverasks anyquestions butalways getsanswersA doorbell.
19.Where didColumbus standwhen hediscovered AmericaOnhis feet.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬
15.There isno needto lighta nightlight ona lightnight liketonight.for abright nightlight isjust likea slightlight.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱
17.A pleasantpeasant keepsa pleasantpheasant andboth thepeasant and thepheasant arehaving apleasant timetogether.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光
18.How manysheets coulda sheet slitter slitif a sheetslittercould slitsheets如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？
19.Mr.See owneda saw and Mr.Soar owneda seesaw.Now Sees saw sawedSoars seesaw beforeSoar sawSee.西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千
20.If yourekeen onstunning kitesand cunningstunts,buy acunning stunningstuntkite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧
21.Ted sentFred tenhens yesterdayso Fredsfresh breadis readyalready.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了
22.A Finnishfisher namedFisher failedto fishany fishone Friday afternoon andfinallyhe foundout a big fissurein hisfishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口
23.Francs fatheris fryingFrench friesfor hisfive fire-fighter friendsafter theyfinisheda fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）大黑虫咬A big black bug bit abig blackbear,made the big blackbear bleedblood.大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！A big black bugbit abig blackbear.Wheres the bigblackbear thebigblackbugbit大黑虫咬大黑熊，被大黑虫咬的大黑熊在那里呢？A bitterbiting bittern bit a better brother bittern,and thebitter betterbitternbitthebitter biterback.And thebitter bittern,bitten,by thebetter bittenbittern,said:Tm abitterbiter bit,alack!H一只沮丧而尖刻的麻喝咬了也兄弟一口，而没有牛也那么沮丧的兄弟又咬也一口44那只被咬的沮丧麻^对地的兄弟说「我是一只充满怨恨的麻喝！我害人终害己T!一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了A blokesback bikebrake blockbroke.一盒饼干，一炉杂饼干A boxof biscuits,a batch of mixed biscuits.A fleaand afly flewup in a flue.Said theflea,HLet usfly!H Said the fly,Let usflee!H一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里跳蚤说「让So theyflew througha flawin theflue.我们飞吧！」苍蝇说「让我们逃跑吧！」就这样，牛也们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹戴桂冠的小丑A laurel-crowned clown!一个精力充A lustylady loveda lawyerand longedto lurehim fromhis laboratory.沛的女士爱上了一位律师，她渴望诱惑律师离开实验室，投入她的怀抱嘈吵的噪音惹恼牡蛎A noisynoise annoysan oyster.A pleasantplace toplace aplaice isa placewhere aplaice ispleased to be placed.放置鳏最好的地方是鳏愿意被放置的地方A skunksat ona stump.The skunkthought thestump stunk,and thestump thought一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭the skunkstunk.一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁也的尾A tidytiger tieda tietighter totidy hertiny tail.4巴A tree toad lovedashe-toad wholived upin atree.He was a two-toed treetoad butathree-toed toadwas she.The two-toed treetoad tried to win the three-toedshe-toads heart,for thetwo-toed treetoad lovedthe groundthat thethree-toed treetoadtrod.But thetwo-toed treetoad triedin vain.Hecouldnt pleaseher whim.From hertreetoadbower withher three-toed powertheshe-toad vetoedhim.一只树蟾蛛爱上另一只住在树上的蟾蛛女郎也是一只二趾的蟾蛛，而蟾除女郎是三4趾的那只二趾的树蟾蛛尝试夺取三趾蟾蛛女郎的方心，因为二趾蟾蛛喜欢三趾蟾蛛女郎所踩踏的土地可是，二趾蟾蛛徒劳无功牛也不能满足三趾蟾蛛女郎的心意在三趾蟾蛛女郎的卧室，三趾蟾蛛女郎用也的三趾能力将二趾蟾蛛的念头打消了4A tutorwho tooteda flutetried to tutor two tooters totoot.Saidthetwoto their tutor,Hls itharder totoot ortotutortwo tootersto tootH一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛那两个学吹笛的问导师「吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？」All Iwant isa propercup of coffee madein a proper coppercoffee pot,you canbelieveit or not,but Ijust wanta cup ofcoffee inaproper coffee pot.Tin coffee potsor ironcoffeepotsare ofno useto me.If Ican*t have apropercupofcoffee inaproper coppercoffeepot,HI havea cupof tea!我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧!Amidst themists andcoldest frosts,with stoutestwrists andloudest boasts,he在萧布薄雾，thrusts hisfist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.严寒期最冻的那天，他用最结实的手腕和最自夸的话用拳头猛力推打柱子，而且声称他见鬼我们的桨是橡树吗？Are ouroars oak贝蒂和鲍勃在大型的Betty andBob broughtback blueballoons from thebigbazaar.义卖市场买了蓝汽球回来贝蒂搅拌一些牛油,令脆浆更可口Betty beata bit of butterto makea betterbatter.！贝蒂最好替布拉德的面包涂牛油了Betty better butter Bradsbread.Betty Botterhad somebutter,But Jshe said,Hthis buttersbitter.If Ibake thisbitterbutter,it wouldmake mybatter bitter.But a bit of betterbutter-that wouldmake mybatterbetter/*So shebought a bit of butter,better thanher bitterbutter,and shebaked it in her batter,and thebatter was not bitter.So,twas betterBetty Botterbought a bitofbetterbutter.贝蒂博他有些牛油，她说「可是，牛油有点苦味若我烘这些牛油，我的面糊便会有苦味如果有些较优质的牛油，我的面糊便会更好味」因此，她买了一些较优质的牛油，放进她的面糊里搅拌，面糊不苦了这是贝蒂博他最好买些较优质的牛油的原因Black bugs1blood.黑虫的血布拉德的大浴刷子断了Brads bigblack bathbrush broke.布赖特吹动在小溪旁棕色Bright blowsthe broomonthebrooks barebrown banks.的土地上的扫帚Brisk bravebrigadiers brandishedbroad brightblades,blunderbusses,andbludgeons-balancing thembadly.敏捷而勇敢的陆军旅长们挥舞着锋利的刀剑、大口径前膛枪和大头短棒一身体差点失去平衡容易型（热身喔）★★Quick kiss.Quicker kiss.Quickest kiss.★★The sixthsick sheikssixth sheepssick.★Double bubble gum bubblesdouble.No doublebubblegumdoesn*t bubbledouble.★★Good blood,bad blood,good blood,bad blood,good blood,bad blood.★Alice asksfor axes.Alice asksfor axes.Alice asksfor axes.较难型（晕眩了）★I thoughta thought.But the thought I thought wasntthe thought I thought Ithought.lf the thought I thought I thought hadbeen thethought I thought,★★I wouldn*t havethought somuch.If onedoctor doctorsanother doctor,doesthe doctorwho doctorsthe doctordoctor the doctor the way the doctor heisdoctoring doctorsOr doeshedoctor★the doctorthe waythe doctorwho doctorsdoctors★typically topicallytropicallytypically topicallytropicallytypically topicallytropically*★What didyou havefor breakfast-rubber ballsand liquor!What didyou havefor lunch-rubber ballsand liquor!What didyou havefor dinner-rubber ballsand liquor!★-rubber ballsand liquor!崩溃型（直接晕倒）★I bought abitof bakingpowder and baked abatchof biscuits.I broughta bigbasket of biscuitsback to the bakery andbakeda basket of bigbiscuits.Then Itookthe bigbasketofbiscuits and the basketof bigbiscuits andmixed thebig biscuitswiththe basketofbiscuitsthat wasnext tothebigbasket andput abunch ofbiscuitsfrom thebasket into a biscuit mixer and brought thebasketofbiscuits and the boxof★mixedbiscuitsand thebiscuitmixertothebakeryandopened atin ofsardines.★Out in the pasturethe naturewatcher watchesthe catcher.While the catcherwatches the pitcher whopitches the balls.Whether thetemperature^up orwhetherthe temperaturesdown,the naturewatcher,the catcherandthepitcherare alwaysaround.The pitcherpitches,the catchercatches andthe watcherwatches.So whether the temperaturesrises orwhether thetemperature fallsthenature watcherjust watchesthecatcherwhos watchingthepitcherwhos watching★theballs.★Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Wheres thepeck of pickled peppers Peter Piper pickedCan youimagine animaginary menageriemanager imaginingmanaging animaginarymenagerie你可以想象一个虚构的野生动物园经理幻想自己管理一个虚构的野生动物园吗？雪松盖板应刨好和妥为保全Cedar shinglesshould beshaved andsaved.便宜的海上旅程Cheap shiptrip.雪露的便宜辣椒薯条店CheryPs chillycheap chipshop sellsCheryPs cheapchips.卖便宜的薯条章店备有印章Chop shopsstock chops.E[1松脆的面包皮被嚼得嘎吱嘎吱地响Crisp crustscrackle crunchily.勤奋能驱除沮丧Diligence dismissesthe despondency.到露珠旅馆要进内一坐Do dropin atthe DewdropInn.不要纵容些在Don*t pamperdamp scamptramps thatcamp underramp lamps.aR斜坡上的街灯下栖身、湿着身子的、顽皮的流浪街童双重的泡泡糖能吹双重的泡泡Double bubblegum bubblesdouble,尘埃是磁盘的最大敌人Dust isa disksworst enemy.埃已将它编辑了Ed hadedited it.闪烁的信息Flash message!避开浓雾，感冒会快点痊愈Flee fromfog tofight flufast,弗雷德喂特德吃面包，特德喂弗雷德吃Fred fedTed bread,and Tedfed Fredbread.面包鲜炸鲜肉Freshly friedfresh flesh.鲜炸飞鱼Freshly-fried flyingfish.友善的法兰克用手捻着美味的饼干Friendly Frankflips fineflapjacks.Fuzzy wuzzywas abear.Fuzzy wuzzyhad nohair.Fuzzy wuzzywasnt fuzzy.毛茸茸、软绵绵的是玩具熊毛茸茸、软绵绵，一根头发也没有毛茸茸、Was he软绵绵的玩具熊并不毛茸茸，是吗？格蒂的曾祖母被格蒂的文Gerties great-grandma grewaghast atGerties grammar.法吓呆了送我一对Give methe giftof agrip top sock:a drip-drape,ship-shape,tip-topsock.有紧袜带的袜子悬挂状的、船形的、品质一流的袜子把史立巴先生的太太的刀子抹净Give Mr.Snipas wife*s knifea swipe.给爸爸——杯用铜制咖啡杯Give papaa cupof propercoffeeina coppercoffee cup.盛着的正统咖啡希腊葡萄Greek grapes.他用拳头He thrustshis fistsagainst thepostsandstillinsists hesees theghosts.猛力推打柱子，而且声称他见鬼How muchwood woulda woodchuckchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Hewouldchuck,he would,as muchas hecould,and chuckas muchwood asawoodchuck wouldif awoodchuckcouldchuckwood.假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，也可扔掉多少木头呢？中也会扔掉，牛也会，尽全力4把木头扔掉假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，牛也会尽全力扔掉一只美洲旱獭能扔的木头I amnot thepheasant plucker,Tm thepheasant plucker*s mate.I amonly plucking我不是拔雉里予鸡毛的人，我pheasants*cause thepheasant pluckersrunning late.是他的助手我在拔雉野鸡的毛，因为拔雉野鸡毛的人赶不及将雉野鸡毛拔掉I cannotbear to see abear beardown upona hare.When bareof hairhe stripsthehare,Right thereI cry,Forbear!”我实在不忍心看着大熊一步一步向野兔逼近当大熊差不多将野兔所有的毛发拔掉，我大叫「自制啊！」我准确地记起丽贝卡麦格拉歌I correctlyrecollect RebeccaMacGregors reckoning.的账单我看见I saw Esau kissingKate.I sawEsau,he sawme,and shesaw IsawEsau.埃素吻凯特我看见埃素，埃素看见我，而凯特也看见我看见埃素我撕开了一张纸，那张纸给我I slita sheet,a sheetI slit.Upon theslitted sheet,I sit.撕开了在撕开了的纸上，我坐下了I thoughta thought.But thethought Ithought wasntthethought Ithought Ithought.我思考一个问题可是，我所思考的问题并不是我认为自己正在思考的问题我巴不得你是我碟中的鱼I wish you werea fishin mydish.假如史调咀嚼鞋子，史If Stuchews shoes,should Stuchoose theshoes hechews调应否选择他正在咀嚼的鞋子呢？若你看If younotice thisnotice youwill noticethat thisnotice isnot worthnoticing.到这张告示，你会发现这张告示是不直得留意的尺蟆正发痒呢！Inchworm^itching.试想想，那个狮身人面像的括约肌Just think,that sphinxhas asphincter thatstinks!发臭了！.背包带子Knapsack straps.刀子和叉子，Knife and a fork,bottle and a cork,that isthewayyou spellNew York瓶子和木塞，这是你拼写纽约的方法.克里斯克理高小心地嚼甘蔗Kris Kringlecarefully crunchedon candycanes莉莉替小历蒂盛小扁豆汤Lily ladleslittle Letty*s lentilsoup..听听那个本地土包子唱的岳得尔调Listen tothe localyokel yodel,可爱的柠檬搽齐Lovely lemonliniment U觅斯，觅斯小姐!Mix,Miss Mix!慕思吃了很多玉米粥Moose noshingmuch mush.Moses supposes his toesesare roses,but mosessupposes erroneously.Formoses,he knowseshis toesesarent rosesas mosessupposeshistoeses to be!慕实施假设他的脚趾是玫瑰，可是，慕实施的假设错了慕实施知道他的脚趾并不是玫瑰，因为他只是假设它们是玫瑰Mr.See owneda saw.And Mr.Soar owneda seesaw.Now Sees saw sawedSoarsseesaw beforeSoar sawSee,which madeSoar sore.Had Soarseen Seessawbefore Seesawed Soarsseesaw,Seessawwould nothave sawed Soarsseesaw.So Seessaw sawedSoarsseesaw.But itwas sadtoseeSoar sosorejust becauseSee*ssawsawedSoarsseesaw!施先生有一把锯，苏雅先生有一坐跷跷板现在，在苏雅先生看见施先生前，施先生用他的锯锯断了苏雅先生的跷跷板，令苏雅先生悲痛极了假如苏雅先生在施先生锯断苏雅先生的跷跷板前看见施先生的锯，施先生的锯便不会把苏雅先生的跷跷板锯断就这样，施先生的锯锯断了苏雅先生的跷跷板可是，看见苏雅先生单单为了施先生把他的跷跷板锯断了而如此悲痛，实在令人难过！史密夫太太的鱼酱店Mrs.Smiths FishSauce Shop.我太太有一My damehath alame tamecrane.My damehath acrane thatis lame.只跛脚的驯鹤我太太有一只跛脚的驯鹤Ned Nott was shotand SamShott wasnot.So it is bettertobeShott thanNott.Some sayNott wasnot shot.But Shottsays heshot Nott.Either the shot Shott shotat Nott wasnotshot orNottwas shot.If theshot Shottshot shotNott,Nottwasshot.But iftheshot Shottshot shotShott,then Shottwasshot,not Nott.However,theshot Shottshotshotnot Shott-but Nott.内德诺特被射杀而森姆索特则没有被射杀那么，做索特先生比做诺特先生好有些人说诺特并没有被射杀，但索特说他射杀了诺特要不是索特向诺特开的枪并没有将他射杀，便是诺特被射杀假如索特开的枪射杀了诺特，诺特是被射杀了但是，如果索特开的枪将索特射杀了，那么被射杀的是索特，不是诺特可是，索特开的枪并没有将索特射死，反而射死的是诺特九位友善的夜班护士愉快地照料病人Nine nicenight nursesnursing nicely.Of allthe feltI everfelt,I neverfelt apiece offelt whichfelt asfine asthat feltfelt,在我所触摸过的毡子中,我从未触摸过一块如此舒适when firstI feltthat felthats felt.的毡子，直至我试过这顶毡帽为止油性皮肤的年老奥利替老爷的汽车入汽油Old oilyOllie oilsold oilyautos.Pacific Lithograph.太平洋的平面印刷画,佩吉巴比确奇Peggy BabcockPicka partnerand practicepassing,for ifyou passproficiently,perhaps youllplayprofessionally.选择一位队员练习传球，如果你能熟练地传球，你或许会成为一位专业球员感染瘟疫的草原犬鼠Plague-bearing prairiedogs.请准时缴款Please paypromptly..预先收缩了的丝质衬衣Preshrunk silkshirts.快快的吻，更快的吻Quick kiss.Quicker kiss真正怪异的后轮胎Real weirdrear wheels.红的卡车、黄的卡车;红的卡车、黄的卡Red lorry,yellow lorry,red lorry,yellow lorry.车罗宾伟百斯的口气Robin Redbreastsbad breath.Ruby Rugbysbrother boughtandbroughther backsome rubberbaby-buggy鲁比勒比的哥哥买了一些四轮婴儿手推车的胶保险杠回来给她bumpers.Once upona barrenmoor theredwelt abear,also aboar.The bearcould notbearthe boar.The boarthought the bear abore.At lastthebearcould bear no moreofthat boarthat boredhim onthe moor,and soone mornhe boredthe boar-that boarwillbore thebearnomore.从前，在一个贫瘠的荒野里住了一只熊和一只公野猪熊忍不了公野猪，公野猪又觉得熊是一只令人讨厌的东西最后，那只熊忍不了那只令牛也沉闷极了的公野猪，因此，在一个早上，那只熊把公野猪闷透了-自此以后，公野猪不再令熊沉闷了One smartfellow,he felt smart.Two smartfellows,they feltsmart.Three smart一个醒目的家伙，自觉十分醒目两个醒目的家伙，两个fellows,they allfeltsmart.也觉得自己很醒目三个醒目的家伙，三个都觉得自己很醒目
20.When the boy fellinto thewater,whafs thefirst thinghe didHegot wetfirst of all.
21.Who isntyour sisterand isntyour brother,but isstill achild ofyour motherandfatherI myself.
22.What has teeth but cannot eatA comb.
23.What kindof mancan raisethings withoutlifting themAfarmer.
24.Why doestime flyToget awayfrom allthe peoplewho aretrying toMil it.
25.Name fivedays of the weekwithout saying:Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday.The daybefore yesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow,andthedayaftertomorrow.
26.What animaleats anddrinks withits tailAlldo.No animaltakes offits tailwhen eatingand drinking.
27.What has a softbed butnever sleeps,abigmouth butnever speaksAriver.
28.What kindof dognever biteAhot dog.
29.Why does the Statueof Libertystand inNew YorkHarborBecause it can*t sitdown.
30.What didone invisibleman saytotheother invisiblemanIfs nicenot tosee youagain.
31.What wearsa capbut has no headAbottle.
32.What risesinthemorning andwaves alldayA flag.（天文学家）？
33.What is an astronomerAnight watchmanwith acollege education.
34.How can you tellclocks andwatches areshyBecause theyalways have their handsin frontof theirfaces.
35.What iswindAir ina hurry.
36.What comesafter the letter“A”All theother letters.
37.What startswith a T,ends with aT,and isfull ofTTeapot.
38.What wordcanyoumake shorterby addingto itShort.
39.What persondoes everyman takehis hatoff toOne-One wasa racehorse.Two-Two wasone,too.When One-One wonone race,Two-Two wonone,too.一一是一只赛马，二二也是一只赛马当一一嬴了一场比赛，二二也嬴一场比赛森姆的店子备有圆点短袜Sams shopstocks shortspotted socks.Sarah sittinginhersitting room,all shedoes issits and shifts,all shedoes issits萨拉坐在客厅里，她什么也没有干，只坐着、动着，坐着、动着andshifts.Say thissharply,say thissweetly,Say thisshortly,say thissoftly.Say thissixteentimes insuccession.用斥责的语气说出这句话，用甜蜜的声音说出这句话,用最短的时间说出这句话,用温柔的声音说出这句话将上述那段说话连续说十六次自私的水生有壳动物Selfish shellfish.她说她应坐下She saidshe shouldsit.她看见乳酪She seescheese.She sellsseashells bythe seashore.The shellsshe sellsare surelyseashells.So if她在海岸卖贝she sellsshells onthe seashore,Tm sureshe sellsseashore shells.壳，她卖的贝壳是真正的贝壳因此，若她在海岸上卖贝壳，我肯定她卖的是海岸贝壳她用蓟筛筛蓟She siftedthistles throughher thistle-sifter.羊应住简棚，Sheep shouldntsleep ina shack.Sheep shouldsleep ina shed.JLd羊儿应住好羊棚六位生病游客的避难所Shelter forsix sickscenic sightseers.瑞士碎芝土（乳酪）Shredded Swisscheese.害羞的雪莉说她将会织被单Shy Shellysays sheshall sewsheets.Silly Sallyswiftly shooedseven silly sheep.The sevensillysheepSilly Sallyshooedshilly-shallied south.These sheep shouldnl sleep inashack;sheepshouldsleepin.愚蠢的莎莉迅速地赶走七只笨小亲莎莉赶走的七只笨小羊踌躇地走向南方，a shed这些羊不应住在简棚，羊儿应住在羊棚愚蠢小羊哭累了便睡觉Silly sheepweep andsleep.六条机灵的鲨鱼Six sharpsmart sharks.Six shimmeringsharks1sharply strikingshins.六条闪亮鲨鱼吸引人的尖胫六位矮小、行动缓慢的牧羊人Six shortslow shepherds.六只湿滑的蜗牛慢慢地滑向海边Six slipperysnails,slid slowlyseaward.六条黏糊糊的吸盘棒Six stickysucker sticks.六艘一样的螺丝箝制钢造蒸气巡洋舰Six twinscrewed steelsteam cruisers.狡猾的森姆喝掉莎莉的汤Sly Samslurps Sallyssoup.So sheboughtabitofbutter,better thanherbitterbutter,and shebakeditin herbatter,andthebatter wasnot bitter.So*twas betterBetty Botterboughtabit ofbetterbutter.因此，她买了一些较优质的牛油，放进她的面糊里搅拌，面糊不苦了这是贝蒂博他最好买些较优质的牛油的原因奇怪的策略数据Strange strategicstatistics.Susan shinethshoes and socks;socks andshoes shinesSusan.She ceasedshiningshoes andsocks,for shoesandsocksshock Susan.苏珊把鞋子和袜子擦亮，袜子和鞋子把苏珊照亮她停止了将鞋子和袜子擦亮,因为鞋子和袜子把苏珊吓坏了Swan swamover thesea,swim,swan swim!Swan swamback againwell swum,swan!天鹅游到海的另一边游吧！天鹅游吧！天鹅游回来了！游得真好啊！天鹅！谢谢舅公的Thank theother threebrothers oftheir fathersmothers brothersside.另外三个兄弟寒冷的微风把鲜蓝色的花丛吹得枯The bleakbreeze blightsthe brightblue blossom.萎了！那只蓝色的知更鸟眨着眼睛The bluebluebird blinks.捉猫的人捉不到被捉住的猫The catcatchers cantcatch caughtcats.那只乌鸦口里含着一块生的肝The crowflew overthe riverwithalump ofraw liver.脏飞到河的另一边女子气质的缩影The epitomeof femininity.那只红褐色的吃人巨妖色迷迷地盯着拨火棒The ochreogre ogledthe poker.第六个患病的酋长的第六只羊患病了The sixthsick sheiKssixth sheepssick.士兵们用肩膀顶着发射装置The soldiersshouldered shooterson theirshoulders.阳光照落在商店的招牌上The sunshines onshop signs.独特的纽约Unique NewYork.紧急的洗涤剂Urgent detergent!我们必定快将看见阳光We surelyshall seethe sunshine soon.表带店何时关门？What timedoes thewristwatch strapshop shutWhen doesthewristwatch strapshop shutDoes thewristwatch strapshop shut表带店何时关门？soon Whichwristwatch strapsare theSwiss wristwatchstraps表带店是否即将关门？那些表带是瑞士制造的？那些手表是瑞士制造的呢？Which wristwatchesare SwisswristwatchesWhile we were walking,wewerewatching windowwashers washWashington^当我们走路时，我们看着清洁窗户的人用暖水清windows withwarm washingwater.洗华盛顿的窗户Who washedWashingtons whitewoollen underwearwhen Washingtonswasher华盛顿的清洁女工逝世后，谁人替他清洗白色的纯毛内裤？woman wentwest川伟廉，可以吗？W you,William英式美式笑话（问什么东西全身上下又黑又白又Q What is blackand whiteand redall over红？）A Anewspaper.［注释和的过去分词形式谐音，所以问题可以理解为red read“What isblack andwhiteand readallover,,（什么东西又黑又白，上上下下都可以读？）回答自然是报纸（问什么花每个人都有？）Q Whatflowers doeseverybody have（答郁金香）A Tulips.［注释在美语中的发音为（英语为）即“双唇”，tulips two-lips tue-lips Twolips当然是每个人都有的］（问人们为什么要搬去密苏里州？）Q Whydo peoplemove toMissouri0Y/v（y E9n.Z6JG（^因为同病相怜的人可以让自己觉得不那么A Becausemisery lovescompany.痛苦）［注释是一句成语，意思是看到别人痛苦，自己的痛苦就Misery lovescompany.”会相对好受些的发音和很接近，所以这句回答就像是“因为密苏里Misery Missouri喜欢热闹”“敲门”笑话（）knock-knockjokes这类笑话在两个人之间展开一方为主动者，另一方为受动者笑话通常只有五句，遵循固定的格式主动者首先模拟敲门的动作，说一句受动者会问“是“Knock knock!”谁啊？”主动者就报上自己的名字，为后面的笑话做好铺垫受动者会接着问“哪个某某啊？（意思是‘我对你的名字没印象！”）主动者于是利用谐音来一句点睛的回答，完成整个笑话比如（敲门敲门！）A Knock knock!AB WhoJsthere（B谁啊）（）A Atchhere!A Atcho（哪个）B Atch who BAtch（保佑你！）A Bless you!A［注释听起来像打喷嚏美国的习俗是一个人打完喷嚏后，旁边的人要Atchwho说一句”以示吉利打喷嚏的人再回一句表示感谢］Blessyou!Thank you!”2j7g/cp m8y AKnock knock!］B Whosthere BJustin whofW7Z z（刚好来得及吃晚饭！）A Just in timefor lunch!［注释:和连读的时候跟谐音］JustinJustin AKnockknock!B WhoJsthere AOrange.B Orange who（你到底开不开门啊？）A Arent you goingto openthe door［注释和”的发音比较接近，所以最后一句看似莫名其Orangewho”“Arentyou妙的话其实衔接得很巧妙，而且隐含了“怎么还问个不停？”的意思脑残的定义Your righthead has nothing leftand yourleft headhasnothingright.A barber.
40.Why doestheboycarry aladder tothe schoolBecausehe wantsto goto highschool.
41.What canyou swallowthat canalso swallowyouWater.川？
42.Whafs thedifference betweena hillandapA hillis hard to getup anda pillis hardto getdown.
43.Why isit uselessto senda letterto WashingtonBecausehes dead.
44.A doctorandalawyer lovedthe samegirl.The lawyerwent awayfor aweekand gavethe girlseven applesbefore heleft.WhyBecause anapple aday keepsthedoctoraway.川
45.What wyou doif aman-eating tigeris runningafter youNothing.Because Ima woman.
46.What alwaystravels onfootA shoe.
47.Where canhappiness alwaysbe foundIn the dictionary.
48.What ishigher withouta headthan witha head（枕头）A pillow.
49.Why dontyou advertisefor yourlost dogHecant read.
50.On whichside doesa birdhavethe most feathersTheoutside.
51.What isthe bestthing tokeep inhot weatherCool!
52.What isnever useduntil itsbrokenAn egg.（骨架）
53.Whats askeletonIfs alot ofbones withoutthe personon them!
54.What isdark butmade by lightA shadow.
55.What canyou breakwith onlyone wordSilence.
56.What staysindoors nomatter howmany timesyou putit outThelight.
57.A policemansawatruck drivergoing thewrong waydown aone-way street,butdidnt givehim aticket.WhyBecause thetruck driverwas walking.
58.Where canmilk bebest storedIna cow.
59.Which canmove faster,heat orcoldHeat,because youcan catchcold easily.
60.Whafs thehardest thingabout learningskatingThe ice.
61.What hascities withno houses,rivers withoutwater andforests withouttreesA map.
62.What canbe measuredbut hasno length,width orthicknessThe temperature.
63.What makesthe Towerof PisaleanIt nevereats.
64.Why iswriting calledhandwritingIf peoplewrote withtheir feet,we wouldhave tocall itfootwriting.
65.If therewere onlyth regirls inthe world,what doyou thinkthey woulddoTwo ofthem wouldget togetherans talkabout theother one.
66.How manygreat menhave beenborn inLondonNone.Only babies.
67.When canyou havean emptypocket andstill havesomething in itWhen you haveahole inyour pocket.
68.The greaterit is,the lessitcanbe seen.What isit Darkness.
69.The moreyou takeaway,the biggerI become.What amIA hole.
70.Who maymarry manya wifeand staysingle allof hislife（牧师）A priest.
1.What monthdo soldiershate（三月,行军）--March
2.How manyfeet arethere ina yard码（院子）-It dependson howmany peoplestand inthe yard.,
3.Why isan emptypurse alwaysthe same（零钱，变化）--There isno changeinit.
4.What bookhas the most stirringchapters（动人的，搅拌的）-A cookbook.
5.What kindof dogdoesnt biteor bark（热狗）-Hot dog.
6.What isthe smallestroom inthe world（蘑菇）-Mushroom.
7.What kindof watershould peopledrink inorder tobe healthy（井水，健康的）-Drink wellwater.
8.How dowe knowthe oceanis friendly.（起波浪，招手致意）--It waves
9.Which canmove faster,heat orcold（追上冷，患感冒）-Heat,because youcan catchcold.
10.Why isthe librarythe highestbuilding（故事，（楼）层）-It hasthe moststories.
11.What tableis inthe field-Vegetable
12.What isthe onlything youcan breakwhenyousay itsname-silence
13.What isthere inyour housethat oughttobelooked into-mirror
14.What isthat whichyouhavenever seen,heard orfelt,which neverexisted andstillhasaname-nothing
15.What changesa pearintoapearl-theletterT
16.What questioncan neverbe answeredby Yes-Are youasleep
17.What shiphas twomates butno captain-courtship
18.What isthemostdifficult keyto turn-a donkey
19.Where canyou alwaysfind money-In thedictionary
20.What isthe surestway todouble yourmoney-Fold it.
21.Where doesafternoon comebefore morninginthe world-In thedictionary
22.What isthe smallestbridge intheworld-the bridgeofanose
23.What lettermakes aroad broad-letter B
24.What lettersounds likea vegetable-letter P
25.Why isa pigthemostunusual animalintheworld（烧烤待处理）-Because it is killedbefore itis cured
26.What matchcant beput ina match-box-Football match,basketball match,etc.
27.Whendo2and2make morethan4-When theymake
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28.I havecities butno houses,forests butno trees,rivers withoutwater.What amI-A map
29.I amsomething thathasteethbutcan*teat.What amI-Acomb
30.What isa sickman acontrodiction-When heisanimpatient patient.
31.What canhear withoutearsandanswer withoutamouth-An echo
32.What roomhasnowalls,no doors,no windows,and nofloors-A mushroom
33.What isdark butis made bylight-A shadow
34.What is easy to get into but hardto get out of-Trouble
35.What isblack Whenitisclean andwhite whenitisdirty-A blackboard还有些What isdark butmadebylightshadowWhat ishigher withoutaheadthan witha headpillowWhatiseasytogetintobuthardtogetoutoftrouble谜底（摄影What persontriedtomake yousmile mostofthetime photographer师）It hascities butno houses,forests butno trees,rivers butno water.Whatisit MAP!In thefield standmany greenround houses.In eachgreen housesthere isa whitehouse.Inside thewhite house,there isa redbody ofwater.Inthewater aremanyblack men.What aretheyWATERMELON!Something leadsyou upthe hilland thendown thehill,but italways liesstill.What isit电梯！ESCALATOR!英语绕口令
1.Can youcana can asa cannercan canacan你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？
2.I wish to wish the wishyou wishto wish,but ifyou wishthe wishthe witchwishes,I wontwishthewishyouwishtowish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想
3.I scream,you scream,we allscream forice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！
4.How manycookies coulda good cook cookifagood cook could cook cookiesA goodcookcouldcook asmuch cookiesasagoodcookwho couldcookcookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼
5.The driverwas drunkand drovethe doctorscar directlyinto thedeep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里
6.Whether the weather befine orwhether theweather benot.Whether theweather becold orwhethertheweather behot.Well weathertheweatherwhether welike itornot.无论是晴天或是阴天无论是冷或是暖,不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露
7.PeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.A peckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked.If PeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers,Wheres thepeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿
8.Ithoughta thought.But thethoughtIthought wasntthethoughtIthoughtIthought.If thethoughtIthoughtIthought hadbeen thethoughtIthought,I wouldnthavethought somuch.我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了
9.Amid themists andcoldest frosts,With barestwrists andstoutest boasts,He thrustshis fistsagainsttheposts,And stillinsistsheseestheghosts.雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰川川
10.Badmin wasable tobeat Bat billiards,but Balways beatBadmin badlyatbadminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明
11.Betty beatabitofbuttertomakeabetterbutter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面
12.Rita repeatedwhat Reardonrecited whenReardon readthe remarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西
13.Few freefruit fliesfly fromflames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去
14.Fifty-five flagsfreely flutterfromthefloating frigate.。
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