Creepshow《鬼作秀》第四季第一集完整中英文对照剧本

鬼作秀第四季第一集奇异怪诞恐怖鬼作秀悬疑恐怖故事集双集故事加倍恐惧与卡珊德拉共处分钟笑一个20恐怖屋鬼爪你的朋友都说你丑吗干枯人头用好莱坞电影里的乳胶道具同一材质狼蛛如果并没有那就戴上这个狼人面具科学怪人的恶魔多毛的恐怖生物一定会吓坏你的家人和朋友的当你从上面把它放下去时就等着听他们的尖叫声吧盒中鼠打开盒子长相凶恶的老鼠就会跳出来我愿意付钱购买以下儿项用这真实的高品质面具hearts;hearts;给博士的创意发明赋予生命力吧与卡珊德拉共处分钟进入我的店铺吧我的朋友们20我们有大把时间要杀有个东西呃有个人非常想要见到你她的名字叫卡珊德拉她被一个凶残的恶魔所追赶难道你不会让她进来吗不过你要盯着点时间哦因为没有时间了我们只能披萨节拍我是奥克威请问要点什么听点音乐你最喜欢的唱片是什么listen tosome music不在这看的更清楚What aresome of your favoritealbums你和这个东西到底是怎么开始的No,the visibilityis betterfrom here.我们还是别说这个了So howdid it start,you andthis thing不如聊聊宠物聊宠物吧Uh.Jets notget intothat.你养宠物了吗狗子口苗嘀之类的What about...mm.Pe...pets!Pets!我个人比较喜欢口苗Have yougot anypets Dogs,cats maybe我不想聊猫Personally,Im acat person.我懂你现在很不安I dont want to talk about cats.外面有怪物送披萨的很快就到Listen,I getit.Youre upset.我就是不想聊就酱Monster outside,pizza guyon hisway...到此为止I justdont want totalkaboutcats,period!好吧我倒是没想到你这么不喜欢猫Full stop.但你知道吗洛娜你什么样子我都接受Right.I didnot expectyou tohate cats so much.事情是怎么开始的But you know what,Lorna Iaccept you as youare.我刚来到这个城市一个人住How diditstart一个人总是更惨对不对I was...new to the city.Living alone.我住的那栋楼闹老鼠Worse when youre alone,right我是上午回家Uh,my buildinghad amouse problem夜里工作我是个酒保and Fdcome home in themorning白天睡觉and,I workedat night,bartended,在炉子跟烤箱之间有那么一行slept duringthe day.老鼠屎And there was thisline ofmouse droppingsbetween the...我就放了捕鼠器能黏住老鼠的那种the stoveand thetoaster oven.一天早上我回到家看到只So Ilaid outsome traps,glue trapsfor it.小小的爪子被黏在上面And,uh,one morningI came home and therewas this.但没看到老鼠little tinypaw stuckin theglue我去看了另个捕鼠器老鼠在那个上面But nomouse,浑身都是胶水so Ichecked the other trapandthereit was,它把自己爪子咬掉了covered in glue.逃跑时却被另一个捕鼠器给逮到It hadgnawed itsown pawoff吓坏了and made its wayright onto theothertrap.都是我导致的这种痛苦Terrified.我试过让它脱离苦海可就是做不到And Icaused that.That...suffering.然后呢I triedto put it out of itsmisery but I justcouldnt.它最后死了And就这不过就是老鼠的复仇Well itdied,eventually.你问的啊So thatsit Its just revengeof the mouse是只是没想到会这么平淡无奇You asked.平淡无奇Yeah,I justdidn*t expectit to be sobanal.应该是很逊吧Banal才不逊呢其实很悲哀的Lame,I guess悲哀到能幻化出一个完整的怪物还能显形所以It is not lamelIts verysad,in fact.咱还是安静儿分钟吧So sadthat itmade anentire monster,manifested it,so...行行平淡无奇Maybe letsnot talkfor a few minutes.要我就不跟他说话说了也改变不了什么Hm.Yeah.Yeah.Banal.你刚才说老鼠少了只爪子I wouldnttalk tohim.It wontchange anything.这玩意儿能爬墙吗You saidthemousewas missinga paw.不清楚也许能也许不能Can thisthing climb哩哩.哩D

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八、o、w.Maybe,maybe not.那个是给洛娜的对吧Hey,heyl Hey.洛娜•斯内尔That,thats for Lorna,right嗨对我不想要了Lorna Snell.你不想要了Hi.Yeah.I don*t want it anymore.不了所以你可以走了You don*twantit我可以给你放门廊No.So you can go.别别别别放门廊I willleave iton the porch.上车走人就行rNo,no,no.Don tleave iton theporch.Just getin yourcar andgo.你可能过会儿就想要了呢会凉的You maywantitlater.凉披萨还是很好吃啊Itll getcold.不不好吃了Cold pizzais stillgood.好吃的很多人都同意No,it isnt.那我那我不付你钱Yes,it is.Many peopleagree.你付完了Then Im,Im notgonna payyou.什么You alreadypaid.对啊你下单的时候我们就刷卡了Whathearts;hearts;这是你的了Yes,we getcredit cardwhen wespoke.要我把它送你呢Ifs yours.什么Uh...What,what ifI giveit to you披萨送你了What你下班以后可以吃The pizza.Tm givingit to you.可就会凉了啊You can,youcaneat itafter work.你刚才还说大家喜欢凉披萨呢But itwill becold.我是罕见的例外You justsaid that people likecold pizza.我天行吧把它卖了I amthe rareexception.hearts;hearts;Oh my god.Fine.Sell it.你要我把它卖了hearts;hearts;对You wantme tosell it放二手披萨市场上卖么Sure.hearts;hearts;不知道啊有这种地方吗Like on the second-hand pizzamarket没有I dont know.Is thata...thing那你为什么这么说No.是在讽刺你Then whydid youbring itup你用了最真诚最值得信赖的声音That wassarcasm.我怎么能看出来你在讽刺我You havelike themost earnest,trustworthy voice.这算是美中不足之处吧How amI supposedto tellif yourebeing sarcastic这也是在讽刺吗Uh,it isa flawin mycharacter.不是Is thatsarcasm走开No.你知道我在披萨节拍工作都要面对什么吗Go away.不知道天走就是了Do you know whatI have to dealwith workingat Pizza Beats你有没有因为顾客No,man.Just go.点的配料的选择和放置方式Have youever hadto callChild ProtectiveServices打给儿童保护服务机构过due tothe choiceand arrangements认真的吗•认真的of toppingsordered bya customer你开玩笑吧•没Seriously Yes.点了什么配料怎么放的Youre kiddingNo.我不会说的但是相当令人担忧Like,what kindof toppingsand arrangedhow你看起来是个大好人可你必须得离开Uh,I willnot say.But,it wasquite alarming.你有生命危险你看看我Look,you seem like a really niceguy butyou havegot to go.我浑身都是血门廊上也满是血Your lifeis indanger.Look atme.什么的血I amcovered inblood andtheporch,also,blood.前个外卖小哥的From whathearts;hearts;你吓到我了不错哦The lastdelivery guy.我认真的这样吧行You hadme.That wasgood.你要是敢走到门口我就拿这个打你And Imserious.You knowwhat Fine.完全没有被威胁到If youcome tothe doorI amgonna hityou withthis.你不了解我我可疯狂了That isan emptythreat.你在二楼You dont know me.I amfucking crazy.还有啊你也不像是个疯子You areon thesecond floor,不是但是and besides,you dontseemlikethe type.享受你的披萨吧还有谢谢你跟我聊天No,but虽然有时候有点奇怪Enjoy the pizza andthank youfor theconversation.跟别人聊聊天即便是个陌生人Though,it wasa littlestrange attimes.有时候也是件好事Just talkingto someone,even a stranger,这样过会儿我躺下睡觉的时候sometimes isgood.；会有安全感而不是悲伤So thatlater whenI laydown andsleepI willfeel safeinstead ofsad.但是等等你叫什么奥克威通电话的时候说过But wait!Whats your namehearts;hearts;抱歉我忘了Okwe.We spokeonthe phone.谢谢奥克威你不该遭受这些的Sorry,I forgot.没关系斯内尔小姐Thank you,Okwe.You dontdeserve this.继续从披萨节拍订餐吧也许还有机会再聊天Ifs alright,Miss Snell.披萨能慰藉心灵Keep orderingfrom PizzaBeats andwe mightspeak again.所有人都该获得一丝安慰Pizza iscomfort food抱歉没忍住and everyonedeserves a little comfort.hearts;瞧瞧你女王Sorry,couldnt resist.不过你身后那个胖乎乎浑身是汗的孩子Look atyou!Queen.别-没事的它正吃着呢That chubby,sweaty kidbehind youthough,oh!你太棒了介意我放点音乐吗Dont.Its fine.Its eating.没问题放吧我去去就回尿个尿Oh,youre astar!Mind ifI puton somemusic有人吗Uh,sure.Yeah,be rightback,I gottapee.你好Hello你是什么Hello.我没有名字What are you你想要什么一聊聊I donthave aname.我无意中听到了你和披萨小哥的对话What do you want-To talk.老实说我有点过意不去I overheardyour conversationwith the pizza deliveryguy你尽力了and Ifeel a little bad,to behonest.为什么You tried.我为什么这么做吗Why很复杂Why amI doingthis卡西说你是只复仇老鼠的鬼魂Its…complicated.卡西是个怪物所以Cassie saysthat yourethe ghostof avengeful mouse你什么意思Well,Cassie isa monster,so.她总把人拉下水What doyou mean然后等事成之后她就会去找下一个She keepsinvolving people我相信你最终会抓住她的and thenwhen itsdone,she justmoves ontothenext.我没想抓她只想抓你Well,Im sureyoull catch her eventually.为什么是我Im nottrying tocatchher,just you.她的怪物她的规矩Why me我不会再浪费你时间了Her monster,her rules.我会让它变得有意义因为Well,I wontwaste anymore ofyour time.回来啦Ill makeit meaningfubbecause....我刚从开头看下来Oh,there youare.出生照婴儿照I wasjust makingmy wayfrom thetop.说一句你穿连体衣超可爱的Birth pics,baby photos.我现在看到你岁生日了You looksuper cutein aonesie,by theway.11你爸送你的卡片超甜蜜的Im currentlyat your,oh11th birthday.hearts;hearts;送给洛娜的礼物听起来措辞还蛮悲伤的This cardfrom yourdad Supersweet.给洛“A giftforLorna.May soundlike asad turnof phrase.你带来的只有阳光For Lorduh.爱你的大傻瓜爸爸But youvebrought nothingbut sunshine.多甜啊苦乐参半吧因为他死了Love yourbig gootDad.你对我施了魔法How sweetBittersweet,because hesdead.你没事吧...You castyour spellon me它并没有在追你You ok它并没有在追你It isntafter you.是你把它带到我这里来了It isntafter you!我才没带它过来And youbrought ithere...to me.它追着我来的I didntbring ithere.你帮了忙所以就盯上你了It chasedme.规矩就是这样You helped,now its after you.谁定的谁定的规矩卡西Those arejust therules.听着你很生气我去煮点咖啡Who madethose Whomade therules,Cassie!你要喝吗Listen,youre upset.Ill makeus somecoffee.我记得你Do you want some我我是认识你的但是我想不起来I rememberyou.直到你说了咖啡L Irecognized youbut I couldn*t placeit我今晚回家之前在咖啡馆的时候until itjust clicked...coffee.你就排在我后面You werebehind me in lineat thecafe不好意思什么before Icamehometonight.不就是你Sorry,what你是跟着我过来的吗No,that was...it was you.如果你你跟着我回家Did you did youfollow me明知什么在跟着你那就是你干的了Cause if you,if youfollowed me...home对不对knowing whatwas followingyou,then it wasyou你杀了我Wasnt it为什么在你眼里我残忍吗You killedme.hearts;我排队的时候冒犯你了吗Why Was I crueltoyou我是说什么了吗是做了什么吗WasIcareless inline我是看你的眼神很好笑吗Did Isay somethingDid I do...did Ido something是跟伤害你Did Ilook atyou funny你不喜欢的人长得像吗Do Ilook likesomeone whohurt you,为什么为什么选我卡西like somebodyyou dontlike我有权知道我会Why Why me,Cassie!这样会很安慰I deserveto know.I wouldbe,uh,be...所有人在人生最后时刻都应该得到安慰It wouldbe acomfort.你是在哭吗你哭个什么劲儿Everyone deservesthat,in the end.要死的人是我哎Are youcrying Howareyoucrying因为我们共处的这段时光Im the one whois aboutto die.短暂而宝贵的时光被你浪费了Because wehad thistime together!我们本可以分享些东西的This short,precious timeand youwasted it!可你就忙着去想刀啊武器啊We could have sharedsomething.嗨我想点个大号的奶酪菠萝披萨PizzaBeats,this isOkwe.May Itake yourorderhearts;奶酪和菠萝好的Hi,Id like to ordera largecheese pizzawith pineapple.地址Ah,cheese andpineapple.Sure.洛娜•斯内尔内博尔特街号Address27hearts;对刷你们系统里存档的信用卡就行Lorna Snell,27Neibolt Street.hearts;hearts;hearts;这就是为什么And yeah,just runmy cardon file.我会有这种感觉Here areall thereasons why想着你只有你I amfeeling likeIdo你的眼神是我活着的唯一原因Thinking ofyou andonly you当我感觉到你温柔的触摸是如此光滑That lookyou givefor thatis whyI live谁啊■求你让我进去When Ifeel yourtender touchso smooth.不好意思我认识你吗Hello-Please letmein!求你了Im sorry,do I know you只有你Please!谢谢谢谢它就在外面only you好了好了你叫什么Thank you!Thank you!It*s outside.卡珊德拉卡西Ok.Ok.whats yourname好的卡西看着我谁在外面Cassandra.Cassie.男友吗还是老公Ok,Cassie,look atme.Who isoutside是你不认识的人吗Is ita boyfriendIs ityour husband还有那Someone you dont know个破送披萨的But youwere toobusy worryingabout knivesand weapons.你关心那些胜过关心我And the fucking pizzaguy.You caredmore about all ofthat thanyou caredabout me!我才认识你是可你本可以更了解我的I justmet you!但现在你永远都了解不了了Yeah...and you could havegotten to know mea lotbetter.这都怪你But nowyou neverwill.都是你的错And that*s on you.因为我是个可好可好的人了Thats your fault.我是个好人真的Because I...Im a good,Im agood person.我值得被人了解I amagoodperson!I am!我我得走了And I am worthgetting to know!什么现在吗And I...I havetogo.没错现在What Now!因为那玩意儿在追我我阻止不了它Yes!Now!而且都没人理解Because itschasing meand I cant stopit而你就站在那儿口吐恶言and nobodyunderstands!因为这是我的错是吗And youstand thereand you say meanthings我只想了解你because itsmy fault而现在All I wanted wasto gettoknowyou.你知道你是什么吗And now你跟其他人一样坏You knowwhat youare...你杀了多少人You arejust asbad asthe restof them.卡西杀了多少How manyhave you killed这本可以有些意义的Cassie,how many people可现在就This...couldhavemeant something!临别礼物And nowits just再见了洛娜A partinggift.我说了不Goodbye...Lorna.I said...no!我需要一分钟已经给过你分钟了实际上是多分钟I needa minute!2020是可都花在跟她废话上了Youve had20,More,actually.我就不能为了自己争取五秒钟吗Yeah,but that was spentdealing withher bullshit!你说得对Can I just reclaimthis spacefor likefive goddamnseconds1只不过跟外面等会情绪低落仅此而已No,you*re right.坐吧Just waitingoutside canbe frustrating,is all.我知道这首歌•这首歌家喻户晓Uh..Just...just have a seat.hearts;hearts;你经常这么做吗你和卡西I knowthis song.Everybody knowsthis song.；起因就是一只老鼠So doyou do this a lot,you andCassie没关系的你可以用自己的方式表达All becauseof amouse-你想打给谁吗Its,its ok.You canuse yourwords.体面的道个别Anyone you want to call没人可打Say goodbyeproper.老鼠那事之后她很难入睡Theres noone lefttocall.也不怎么吃东西了After themouse,she hadtrouble sleeping.上班的时候在家里的时候都魂不守舍的Trouble eating.是悲伤所致Started losingtime atwork,at home.她父亲大概一个月前去世了It wasgrief.老鼠那事之后她试过给她母亲打电话Her fatherhad diedaboutamonth before.hearts;hearts;可她妈没接因为After themouse thing,she triedcalling hermom,因为她死了孤独的死去了but hermom didntpick upbecause....他们说是心脏病但卡西知道because shedied.Alone.知道是孤独所致Of heartdisease,theyd say,but...but Cassieknew.卡西对自己保证不会重蹈覆辙She knewitwasloneliness.可她还是需要某种维系Cassie promisedherself thatshe wouldntgo like that于是她开始去了解一些人了解个几天but shestill neededsome kindof connection,然后消失so shestarted gettingtoknowpeople for a fewdays.留下的悲伤让她感到可怕And thenvanish.于是她创造出了我不自知也不想And thesadness shewould leavebehind madeher feelmonstrous.让她抓到的老鼠脱离苦海So,she mademe,not knowingor trying如果你逃离怪物就不会成为怪物对不对to putthe miceshe capturedoutof their misery.为什么选上我Cant be a monsterif yourerunning fromone,right她在开麦之夜看到你了咖啡馆里Whyme你读了首诗她心想有个人很悲伤She sawyou at the openmic night,in thecafe.Uh,you reada poemand shethought toherself有人跟我一样theres someonewhos sad.她认为她跟别人相处分钟后就离开nTheres someonewhos justlike me.20被丢下的人宁愿死也不愿承受悲伤吗一开始的She thinksthat peoplewould ratherbe dead时间要比这长than sadthat shesgone after20minutes你们都疯了It beganwith longerrelationships.为什么要上锁Yall arewild.那里保存着我的Why the locks什么It*s whereI keepmine.我的怪物Your what锁起来就像囚禁一样My monster.不是我俩挺好的Oh.Locked up,like a...like aprisonerf它喜欢锁这让它有安全感No,no,were...we regood.你们会一起去杀谁It likesthelocks.It makesit feelsafe.谁都不杀Who doyoukilltogether真的吗No one!是是的我们只是Really为什么是猫Ye...yes.We just我明白了太私人了Why acat你可以把它放出来的Oh,I getit.Too personal.我们可以打一架Well,you knowyoucouldlet itout.怪物大战像一对怪兽一样And we could fight.天Have a big monsterfight.Like acouple kaiju.Oh god.对于怪兽来说你体型太小了我说了“像唯兽Youre too small tobe akaiju.n是没错因为你太小只了I saidlikea kaiju.怪兽直译过来的意思是“奇怪的野兽”Yeah,good,cause youretoosmall.H奇怪的巨兽Well,kaiju translatesas strangebeast.现在影视作品中也许是Strange giantbeast.；以前也是Well incontemporary media,maybe.拜托And traditional.人形怪兽也许比较小Oh,come on.什么东西人什么Well,a kaijinmaybe.人形怪兽吗Welt whatsthat Whats,uh,whats akai-传统的解释是A kaijin就是个奇怪的像人一样的生物Well,theres thetraditional translation就比如扭曲的类人的东西which isthat itsastrangehuman-ish creature,之后现代也有一种解释like a,a distortedhumanlike thing现在是怎么解释的and thentheres thecontemporary translation.一个爰发牢骚的体型太小当不了怪兽的玩意儿Oh,whats thecontemporary translation是嘛Ifs awhiny littlebitch toosmall tobe akaiju.我想说的是你要是把你的怪物放出来Oh.Oh,oh really我们就能像怪兽一样打一架Well,all Pmsaying isif youlet yourmonster out不用管体型问题你也许还有机会呢we canfight like,like acouple ofkaiju不不我的怪物只属于我自己regardless ofsize,then youmight havea chance.我不该把它和别人的搅和在一起No.No,my monsteris myown.你觉得她会停止逃亡吗I shouldnttwist itup withsomeone elses.可能吧前提是她精疲力尽或者回头瞅瞅（回顾一下）Do youthink thatshell everstop running我是说真正意义上的扭身回头瞅但是Well,maybe ifshe burnsout ortakes alook back,近期不会I meanlike areal lookback at the bodycount.But...是的Not anytime soon.不是非得这样的No.她本可以给你找个地方的It didnt...it didnthavetobe like this.她本可以努力的She couldhave founda,a placefor you.打不打She couldhave putin thework.可以打也可以再坐会儿So,should wedothis你从没回答过她的问题Uh,we could,or...sit herealittlelonger.哪个问题You neveranswered herquestion.最失败的事Which one高中时候有个男生Biggest failure.There wasa boyin highschool,uh.没人喜欢他我也不喜欢我也不知道为什么Nobody likedhim much.I didnteither.他胖乎乎的爱出汗跟奶奶一起住I couldnttell youwhy.身上一股猫味儿He wasa chubby,sweaty kid.He livedwith hisgrandma.有天课间休息的时候我看到他在走廊里哭He reekedof cats.我从他身边经过他就盯着地板And oneday betweenperiods Isaw himcrying in the hallway.暗自神伤I passedhim by,he wasjust lookingatthefloor,他后来对自己做了什么吗drowning ondry land.没我们都挺过来了他也是Did he do somethingto himselfNo,no,we allmadeitthrough,him too.但是当不忙的时候静下来我会记起那件事But,sometimes whenits notbusy and its quiet我记得我一直走I rememberthat.你还记得那个送披萨的吗奥克威I rememberI keptwalking.感觉他人挺好的You rememberthepizzaguy Okwe是啊是挺好的He seemednice.天我累了Yeah.Yeah,he did.真的真的很累God,Im tired.我懂我知道Im really,really tired.我懂我知道I know.I know.天我累了真的真的很累那么我们开打吗我们可以我们可以在这多做会儿现在你可以买鬼作秀hearts;hearts;他们说一张照片胜过于千言万语这个故事里只能想到两个字早丧在这个黑喑抓马的小曲里我们将会见到一个摄影师极其艰险的过去以及如果非要说什么的话不甚长久的未来跟我一起进入到魔鬼的暗室中来展现出你最恐惧的眼神还有不管你做什么都不要忘记笑一个新闻摄影协会人道主义奖刚这招不错哎谢谢你首先感谢我Wow,thatwasa nicetouch.那行确实是你给我加的Thank youfor thankingme first.是我加的呢Well,you didadd thatline forme.我很骄傲等一下I didadd thatline.我想问下麦克斯情况Iamvery proud-oh,hold ona sec.为什么他没事的我们很快就到家了Iwant to checkon Max.哈里斯先生Why Hesfine.Well behome soon.什么事啊大妈Mr.Harris...你是在我家开派对呢吗What doyouwant,old lady妈别这么老古板了我们不过是在看电影Are youhaving aparty atmy house抱歉孩子我只想问问我家小熊维尼怎么样了Mom,dont beold.Were justwatching amovie.妈我朋友们闭嘴Sorry kiddo,just checkingin onmy PoohBear.看Mom!My friends...Shut up!没错-不错哎Look.你爸很有名的Yup.Sweet!hearts;hearts;大明星哎•是吧Your dad*s famous.酷Wow,superstar!-Right你是摄影师吗Cool.我是个学生Youre aphotographer找就是想谢谢你替世界上不能发声的人Im astudent.Oh.说话很鼓舞人心Ijustwanttothank youfor givinga voicetothevoiceless谢谢非常感谢all allaround theworld.It*sso...inspiring.能跟你自拍一张吗Thank you,I,uh,I appreciatethat.hearts;hearts;不行哎Can Iplease havea selfie抱歉Uh,actually no.我比较喜欢做给人拍照的那个Sorry.而不是成为被拍的一员I prefertobetheonetaking thephotos,但我可以给你签名not theone in them.好呀-好But Idbe happyto sign,yeah詹姆斯Sure.Yeah,ok.不好意思打搅一下各位Sorry.你们的英雄有个紧急电话Excuse me,everyone,hearts;hearts;好好了•谢谢but yourhero hasan urgentphone call.Ok.Here weare.Thank you.好-谢谢来看看老爸的奖项麦克斯・酷Yes.Ok-Thank you.这就是个荣誉算不上是奖项Check outDads award,Max.-Max]Cool.随便啦I receivedan honor,its notan award.恭喜老爸-谢了小家伙Whatever.；好我挂了小熊维尼别熬夜哈Congratulations,pop.Thanks bud.妈我不是小孩子了拜Ok,I gottago,Pooh Bear.Dont stayup toolate.咱不是要回家吗Mom,Fm nota baby.Bye.闭嘴咱去庆祝去I thoughtwe were going home好吧Shut up,bud.Were celebrating.马上就好Ok.你介不介意It willbe justafewmore moments.还记得这里吗Would youmind just我们都订满了Well,well...Remember thisplace提示一下呗•淘气...We arefully booked.看来是等不到桌子了Ah,giving meideas.-Naughty boy.晚上好Well neverget atable.Hmm.是我们没预■哈里斯Good evening.是都准备好了Uh,yeah,we donthave aHarris.它它就在外面Ah,yes.Everything isready.好「不如这样吧我们报警Its…its outside.hearts;hearts;不•好了好了Ok.Alright,you knowwhat Weare gonnacall thepolice.没事的我开免提No!-Yeah,yeah.没事的不会有事的Its ok,Im gonnaputiton speakerphone.请别Its fine.Its gonnabe ok.请问有什么紧急情况Please dont.911嗨我叫洛娜•斯内尔911,whats youremergency我身边有个惊慌失措的女人Yes,hi,this isLorna Snell.我我我我让她自己说好吗I wouldliketoreport awoman indistress.女士请问你的地址L.L.Imjust,Im gonnaput heron,ok洛娜•斯内尔号Maam,whats youraddress27hearts;你他妈搞什么我是在帮你啊Uh,um,Lorna Snell,

27...hearts;hearts;hearts;你帮不了What thefuck!Tm tryingto helpyou!我是说你的确帮了我你让我进来了You cantl我只能这样我我非常抱歉I,I mean,youdid.By,by lettingmein.什么•我非常抱歉Its allI coulddo,Im,Im so...rm sorry.什么啊What-Tm sosorry.我知道听上去一定很疯狂WhatOk,this isgonna soundcrazy你肯定也不会相信我但我希望你能信因为我们没有时间了and youprobably wontbelieve me,请-好好好享受-谢谢Please.-Ok.您先请夫人Enjoy.Thank you.好吧•这个给我After you.M4ady.谢谢Ok.Pass me this.可以问了Thank you.你是怎么做到的So,go aheadand askme.我给老板吹箫了How did you managethishearts;hearts;是嘛I blewthe owner.我打了上百个电话Hm.Did youhearts;hearts;还花了不老少的钱Ok,well,and Imade afew hundredphone calls你知道你现在有多性感吗and Ispent afew hundredbucks.嗨我叫Do youknow howfuckable youare rightnow你家有储藏室或者更衣间吗Hi,my nameis-我们想借用下很快Do you haveastorage closetor acoat room别难为她啦傻憨憨wecoulduse realquick谢谢Leave heralone,dummy.好了谢谢Thank you.Thats great,thank you.能给我们点时间吗谢谢没问题Could yougive usa minute,please酒继续倒就好Sure.祝个酒吧Keep thosecoming.-Mmmhmm.恭喜A toast.敬我们Congratulations.敬我们To us.真挺不错的To us.是的Mmmhmm.看看甜点来了Mmmhmm.It was,yeah.获奖夫妇还需要些什么吗Oh,wow,look atthat.That isa dessert.不用了一切都很完美Anything elseI canget forthe award-winning couple我都说不出话了No.Everything wasperfect.生活就是要庆祝胜利Im speechless.要不然还有什么意义呢In lifeyouhaveto celebratethe wins.这个奖项属于我也属于你Otherwise,whats thepoint如果当初你在《名利场》工作的时候Well,this awardbelongs toyouasmuch asme.没有发表那张照片I mean,ifyouhadn*t publishedthat photo我们可能就不会认识whenyouworked forVanity Fair.正确的地点正确的时间We mighthave nevermet.Right place,right time.莎拉你一直都很支持我笑一个I meanit,Sarah.Youve alwayshad myback.谢谢Smile.有那么糟糕吗Thanks.他刚才的距离比这个要近啊That bad,huh是你的主意吗He wasalotcloser thanthis.不是Was this your idea好吧那他是怎么做到的No.去看看喽Ok.How didhedothis看到没这里Lets gosee.照片肯定是从这个位置拍的See Here.好吧我承认他是个魔术师The photomust havebeen takenfrom here.是你雇的对不对Ok,hes amagician,I admitit.什么不是啦And youhired him,right可能就是你一粉丝What No.跟你开玩笑吧Ifs probablyjust oneofyourgroupies障眼法just fucking with you.不是不不可能Smoke andmirrors.可能就是某种戏法No,its…Its notpossible.你看Its probablysome sortof atrick.我看到你喽Look.不错哎这没道理啊Cute.可能就是某种街头魔术This...this doesntmake anysense.就类似于大卫,布莱恩变的那种Ifs probablysome sortof streetmagic也可能有隐藏摄像头来过去看看like DavidBlaine orsomething.会很有意思的Or ahidden camerashow.Come on,lets gosee.等等先别看Itll befun.只不过是个恶作剧Wait.Dont lookat ityet.我证明给你看Its justa prank.看好了Fil proveit toyou.我的鞋还在我脚上对吧Watch.不是魔术只是有人My shoeswill stillbe onmy feet,right在耍我们It*snotmagic.Someone isjust卧槽...messing withus.hearts;hearts;莎拉别闹了Fuck me.就是你安排的Ok,Sarah,stop fuckingaround.我怎么可能安排这种事呢You setthis up.不是我How couldI haveplanned somethinglike this在这里等着It wasntme.不行才不要我跟你一起去Ok,wait here.我什么都没看到Oh,no,hell no.Im goingwith you.我听见乌莱河两岸中有人声呼叫说I dontsee anything.加百列啊要使此人明白这异象但以理书我应该知道是怎么回事了8:16莎拉有件事我从没跟你说过I thinkI knowwhats happening.跟谁都没说过Sarah,theres somethingI never told you.詹姆斯什么事Something Inevertoldanyone.你吓到我了James,what isit是因为那张照片-什么照片Youre scaringme.成就我今日的那张照片Its becauseofthephoto.-What photo圣米格尔丛林里The photographthat gotmethis.当时是在边境圣米格尔之外我不得不做出选择于是我就那么做了It wasattheborder,outside SanMiguel.等我看回去的时候I hadto makea choiceand Idid.他没了就这么消失了And whenI lookedback不是你的错He wasgone.Just disappeared.我本可以救下他的It wasntyourfault.Icouldhave savedhim.你又不确定你也有生命危险我听见乌莱河两岸中You dontknow that.Your lifewas indanger too.有人声呼叫说And Iheard amans voicecall out这不过就是巧合Hfrom thebanks ofthe river.有人在耍我们Thats just...a coincidence.就是这样I mean,someone isfuckingwithus,怎么了that*s allthat thisis.我天麦克斯What我天拜托拜托接电话啊Oh,my god,Max.hearts;hearts;快接麦克斯Oh,my god.Please,please,please pickup.求你接电话啊他不接Come on,Max.hearts;hearts;我在南美洲听过这类故事Please pickup.Hes notanswering.不过就他妈是迷信而已In SouthAmerica Iheard stories.要不是呢Itsjustbullshit superstition.麦克斯What ifits not麦克斯Max麦克斯Maxi Max!麦克斯Max!麦克斯Max!Max!麦克斯妈搞什么啊Max!为什么不接电话Mom What thefuck!hearts;hearts;屋里谁在呢Why werentyou answeringyour phone没人你打完电话所有人都回家了Whos in here还有别人在房子里hearts;hearts;Nobody.吗Everybody wenthome afteryou called.hearts;没啊没人在了你们怎么都吓成这样Is theresomeone elsein thishouse这是谁拍的No,nobodys here.Why yallfreaking out嘿这照片谁拍的Ok,who tookthis我不知道啊Hey!Who tookthis picture!詹姆斯L..I dontknow.这里有东西James.詹姆斯出什么事了别Theres somethinginhere.James Whatshappening别碰Dont!我报警Dont touchit.请问有什么紧急情况hearts;hearts;挂了Im gonnacall thepolice.

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911911.Whats youremergencyWhy麦克斯呢麦克斯Wheres Max麦克斯Max麦克斯Max!詹姆斯詹姆斯等等Max!爸爸我在这儿呢James,James wait!爸你干嘛呢Dad!Dad,Im righthere.爸我在这儿呢Dad,what areyou doing不Dad,Im righthere.爸No!11111爸我在这儿呢爸Dad.我在这儿呢爸Dad,Im righthere,Dad.去死吧你个王八蛋Im righthere,Dad.住手住手Die youson ofa bitch!詹姆斯住手求你了住手Stop!Stop it!求你了詹姆斯詹姆斯James!Stop!Stop itplease!詹姆斯Please James!James!求你了住手James!11詹姆斯求你了住手Please stop!住手啊詹姆斯你要把他杀死了James!James!Please stop!Stop it.please!James you*regoingto killhim!住手求你詹姆斯住手stop!1111麦克斯麦克斯Please,James!Stopll!麦克斯Max Max不Max.不Noooooo!Ill麦克斯Nooooooo!1111不你干了什么Max笑一个No!What didyou do1麦克斯麦克斯Smile.他把麦克斯从水里猛的拽出来恐惧将他推向绝望他儿子的尸体无力Max!Max!的挂在他臂弯把他压垮了詹姆斯意识到自己的双手掐着麦克斯的脖子詹姆斯快住手你要把他淹死了什么跟什么啊but Ihope you do becausewe donthave muchtime.有有个怪物What就在外面There...Theres a monster.怪物吗-对怪物Outside.而分钟后不管你做什么A monster-Yes,amonster.它都会进来20And inabout20minutes,no matterwhat youdo,它会杀了你its gonnacome in.对对它会进来And it*s goingto killyou.然后会杀了你Yes,yes,its gonnacome in...如果你逃它会杀掉任何试图帮你的人anditsgonna killyou.是嘛If yourun,itll killwhoever triesto help.如果你找人帮忙它会杀掉所有过来帮忙的人Oh,will it这就是你的结局If youcall forhelp,itll killwhoever comes.这是你生命中最后的时刻了This isit for you.我非常希望你能过的有意义These arethe lastmoments ofyour life但如果你走掉我就没法保证你能拥有这些时刻and Iwant somuch forthem tobe meaningful.如果你走掉这一切就都白费了But ifyou walk out,I cantgive thattoyou.1好吧你说自己叫什么来着If youwalkout,this!!all befor nothing.卡珊德拉-卡珊德拉Ok.What didyou sayyournamewasCassandra.Cassandra.对卡西・卡西我需要你离开我家前门Yeah,Cassie.Cassie.你听不到我说的话吗Im gonnaneed youto stepaway frommy frontdoor.我不想动手卡珊德拉但你要不走我可就动手了Youre notlistening.嘘听着I dontwanttolay handson you,Cassandra,butIwill.我听够了Shh.Just listen.不不是听我听唱机里的音乐Fm donelistening!行吗拜托了Not,not tome.The recordplayer你想要什么Could youPlease.不不What doyouwant不■你待那别动No...no...洛娜•斯内尔-是我No.Stay.需要你的签名Lorna Snell-Yep.你在外面不会凑巧Just needyour signature.看到一部手机吧You didnthappen tosee acellphone outthere,hearts;hearts;行我去给你看看by anychance,didyou或者一个怪物Uh...Yeah,I gotyou.什么...oramonster我知道What.什么东西干了什么Yeah,I know.呼吸What didit...What!天Just breathe.呼吸God.我的天Breathe.我知道所以没错就是那个怪物Oh,mygod!那他妈是什么啊Iknow,right!So yeah,thats themonster.像是个身上沾满胶水的巨型老鼠Whatthehell wasthat!但我们不用那么想Its kindof likeabigmouse coveredinglue.现在你见过了也知道了But wedont needto thinklikethat.这房子是真不错Now youveseen it,youknow.hearts;什么This isareallycool house.你的房子Whathearts;真好Your house这年头大多数人买不起这种房子Its reallynice.hearts;hearts;hearts;尤其是这么好的Most peoplecant affordone,these days.我得Especially oneas niceasthis.这种房子要多少钱Ok.Tve gotto,umhearts;如果你不介意我问起的话How muchdoes somethinglikethisgo for洛娜If youdont mindme asking.Lorna1我不知道不是我不是我买的hearts;hearts;你父母买给你的吗Uh,I don*tknow.I didnt…I didntbuy it.hearts;hearts;他们走后留给我的Oh,your parentsbought itforyou抱歉They leftit tome.照片里的是你吗Sorry.你有兄弟姐妹吗This youinthephoto要我就不会那么做Got anysiblings我认真的I wouldntdo that.你这里蹭到了I meanit.东西You gotalittle,uh不介意我something.Mind ifl-随便你杯子呢Help yourself.谢谢Glasses所以你有吗Thank you.有什么So,doyou兄弟姐妹Do Iwhat没有Have anysiblings我也没有一直挺想有个姐妹的No.独生子女挺难的对吧Me neither.Always wanteda sister,though.对对压力很大Tough beingthe only.Right那么你是做什么工作的Yeah,yeah,it canbealot ofpressure.我是个游戏记者So,what doyoudo酷运动比赛那种吗Im agame journalist.电子游戏Oh cool,like sports,or...真不错你写游戏综述吗Video games.视频综述Ah!Brilliant.You writereviews酷Theyre videoreviews.流媒体的观众群体更大所以Cool.那是肯定的Yeah,itsawider audiencewith streaming,so.你是会搞的特别轻松讲很多笑话那种吗Yeah,for sure.不是更多的是吐槽和宣泄吧You keepit light,make lotsof jokes引发意想不到的共鸣和反应什么的No.Its moreabout ventingand catharsis真诚但更为深刻而且我会在最后drawing unexpectedparallels andbig reactions.说出一些走心的真实的带有感染力的话Honest,but bigand ifIcansneak someheart,你是怎么做到的some substance,some pathosin attheend,then Ido.有些事会引起人们的共鸣啊How doyou managethat你可以谈论开发渚的挣扎和成就These arethe thingsthatpeoplecan relateto.小小的失败hearts;hearts挫折失望什么的1You talkabout thedevelopers strugglesand triumphs.你最大的成就是什么Little failures,frustrations,disappointments.我不知道What wouldyou sayis yourbiggest triumph最大的成就I dontknow.说说嘛洛娜Ah,biggest triumphs.我有在好好生活算是成就吧Come on,Lorna.Lorna,come on!说的真好Uh,did buildinga life,I guess.那你最大的失败呢Brilliant!我不知道你呢What wouldyousayisyourbiggest failure你是做什么工作的I don*tknow.What aboutyou我一直想做个演员What doyoudo或者歌手那种会出名的I alwayswanted tobe anactor.hearts;就是不想做个无名小卒吧Or asinger.Somebody famous...有很多歌迷有人送花被很多人珍爱Somebody...!guess.hearts;但又要保持一定的距离你懂吧Having fansand followers.Being lovedby somanypeople.听上去很凄凉呢But ata distance,youknow不是凄凉That soundssad.而是安全感Its notsad.总之我有点饿了Safe.你家里有吃的吗Anyway,Im feelinga bitpeckish.Have yougot anythingto eat靠你不能取消披萨订单吗Oh fuck!能啊我这就去拿手机哈Cant youjust cancelthepizzaguyhearts;hearts;哦对Oh,yeah,sure.Let mejust grabmy phone.你手机呢Right,yeah.hearts;hearts;不如我们再客厅里等啊Do youhave yoursonyou-Mmhmm.Maybe weshould waitintheliving room,。